complicated status relationship

So, whenever I accidentally said something like "my boyfriend bla bla bla..." people then started showing me this rage face....

Seriously, you have boyfriend?

"No bitch, i was just talking about my imaginary boyfriend" is what I said in my mind. I just fake a cool smile and nod my head.

How come we don't know about him before?

"Why should I tell you, stranger?" is what I replied in my mind. Being a civilized citizen did not allow me to say that. "Well, its nothing important."

Owhhh... I see. I'm a bit surprise because you are single in Facebook. I don't always see you texteing or calling too, which is natural if you have a boyfriend.

"What then? You think I'm making a story? We are too old to update everyone in Facebook about the latest status of our relationship. I'm busy reading 9gag.com and he's too busy watching The Big Bang Theory and other TV show. We don't have time to text each other." There you go. I said that. Out of so many things women can be, I hate penyibok like this the most.

This rage face came out again.







Urghhhh...

Trust and loyalty is what we have. Cheers to that, boyfriend! *high five*